HOW ABOUT A LAUGH

HOW ABOUT A LAUGH? Jesus Did It!

         

THE BURGLAR

A burglar broke into a house one night.  He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying,

"Jesus is watching you"

The burglar nearly jumped out of his pants . . . clicked his flashlight out and froze.  When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a much needed long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.  Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard again,

"Jesus is watching you"

He freaked out.  He shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.  Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that? he hissed at the parrot.

“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”

The burglar relaxed.  “Warn me, huh!?  Who the heck are you?

“Moses,” replied the bird. 

“Moses?” the burglar laughed.  “What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?” 

After a little pause ...

“Probably the same kind of people that would name a 160 pound Rottweiler "Jesus.""

Note:  Her are links to other clean humorous sites:

www.ahajokes.com
www.allcleanhumor.com
www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/
www.myhumor.org
www.quotesandjokes.com

www.gcfl.net/
www.inhis.com/
www.cleanfunny.com/
www.pbbt.com/Directory/Sites/Clean_Humor/
www.a-guide-for-seniors.com/Pages/Clean_Jokes.html
http://www.absoluterobeo.com/
http://directory.google.com/Top/Recreation/Humor/Jokes/Clean/

A Special Message:  http://www.precious-testimonies.com/Exhortations/f-j/HelpingShareTheMessageOfTheCross.htm


PLEASE HELP SHARE THE BEST NEWS GOD HAS FOR EVERY PERSON!

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JESUS DID IT!  - or -  JESUS DID IT!

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Dear Reader - are you at peace with God?  If not, you can be.  Do you know what awaits you when you die?  You can have the assurance from God that heaven will be your home, if you would like to be certain.  Either Jesus Christ died for yours sins, or He didn't (He did!).  Are you prepared to stand before God on the Judgment Day and tell Him that you didn't need the shed blood of Jesus Christ on the Cross to have your sins forgiven and get in right-standing with God?  We plead with you ... please don't make such a tragic mistake.

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